5.04.2004

  The procrastinator's paradox: "I'll procrastinate tomorrow."
Hmm.


Dokes 10:45 PM

4.22.2004

  So what sandwich is likely to encourage you to show brotherly love to one another?  The Phileo-Fish!  Hahahaha.  This one is not a DDO, but actually was contrived by the comic genius of Ryan Hsi.


Dokes 11:48 PM

3.09.2004

  So there were a bunch of dirty dishes that decided to form a band. They named themselves "In Sink."

Yeah, DDO for sure. Thought of that one in the wee hours of the morning, and it didn't take much for me to conclude, "yeah, this is one for the website."


Dokes 1:06 PM

2.04.2004

  The voice came crackling over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.  I'm sorry to inform you that we've lost function in one of our four engines on our 747.  We aren't in any danger, but we will be arriving about a half hour later than planned.  We apologize for the inconvenience."  An hour later, the captain spoke again, saying, "Folks, I'm sorry to tell you this, but we've experienced another malfunction in one of our engines.  As with the last time, we aren't at any additional flight risks, but we will be one more hour behind schedule."  Some 30 minutes later, the captain informs the cabin, "Strangely enough and much to all of our amazement and bewilderment, we have just lost power from a third engine.  We're really sorry for the inconvenience, but we expect to be pulling into our gate no earlier than three hours behind schedule."  One electrical engineer on board turns to the man next to him and groans, "Man, if we lose that fourth engine, we're gonna be stuck up here forever!"

So I think my brother told me this one a long time ago.  In any case, please be patient with this site, it is still undergoing changes.  Thoughts, suggestions, and all other comments now welcome.


Dokes 12:29 AM

2.01.2004

  Please excuse the uncoordinated look of this page, I'm currently in the process of experimentation, trial and error, reverse engineering, and other forms of putzing around to change the old fruity look.


Dokes 1:25 AM

1.30.2004

  So here's an old classic one, and maybe since this is my first post of this year on this page, it's somewhat fitting.  I apologize because it's not an original (far from it), but I had to post something.  So where in the Bible does God play baseball?  Genesis 1:1 - In the big inning, God created the heavens and the earth.  Hahaaa, ok maybe not that funny because you've heard it about 79 times.  I too hope a fantastic joke will come along soon.



Dokes 10:35 AM

12.10.2003

  This one stumbled my way during another night of studying for finals.  So what is a student's favorite dessert during midterms and finals?  A cram brûlée!  Hahahaha.  Danny Dokko original, thank you.



Dokes 12:51 AM