10.31.2002
What do you get when you put a jacket in a blender?Jamba Juice!
Hahaha that's a joke my sister Irene told me. I don't know where she heard it. Oh, btw, "jahmba" in Korean means jacket. Hmm, I could go for a smoothie right now.
10.30.2002
Apparently there's a conspiracy involved in Sesame Street. Some of today's societal problems actually find their roots in the TV shows we watched as children. Oscar the Grouch reveled in the homeless life, while Bert and Ernie were gay. Big Bird was strung out on crack, because he saw Snuffleupagus. All right, so maybe this is just circumstantial, but you can't help but see that the Cookie Monster was bulimic. That guy would binge, but could never keep anything down.So yeah, this is kind of messed up. I don't mean to knock Sesame Street, I grew up on that show. I couldn't help but laugh, though, when I heard this for the first time. Perhaps I will delete this entry later...
10.25.2002
So this bear and this rabbit are in the woods taking a crap (why do they call it "taking a crap", when you're not taking it anywhere? you're actually leaving it) when the bear turns to the rabbit and asks "Hey, do you ever have problems with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit then turns to the bear, thinking fortunately and somewhat highly of himself, and replies, "Nope." The bear says "Oh, nice." Then, just as the rabbit's about to reply with a proud "yup" the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with it.That one was for Jason. I don't remember if I told him that one or if he told me, but I put it up because he recently told me the joke in its entirety even as I interrupted him, repeatedly, telling him that I'd heard it already.
10.23.2002
So what did the fish say when it got smashed into a cake?It said "Oh deng!"
Ahaha so that one I kind of thought of myself, sort of, I think. That may be something that was a product of another joke, or another line of corny thoughts or something like that, I don't really even remember. If you came up with this joke and you're the one who told me, let me know so that I can credit you properly.
10.17.2002
So remember the Good Idea Bad Idea sketches from Animaniacs? This is one that I found particularly funny.Good Idea: Ordering a chili dog to go.
Bad Idea: Ordering a chili dog that makes you go.
10.15.2002
This one's not as much a joke in the sense that it's purely fictional, but may actually hold truth. This is in honor of the midterms in the midst of which I am, along with many other people I'm sure.To those in favor of banning prayer in schools:
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
10.13.2002
Ok in honor of this being Sunday, I'll post a Bible-related joke.So we all know Jesus turned the water into wine. But where in the Bible does God make beer?
Give up?
Hebrews. He brews. Hahahaha.
This is not a Danny Dokko original joke, but I like this one a lot.
10.11.2002
So a horse trots into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"This joke is not my own, my friend Juice from high school told me this one.
10.09.2002
Ok, so here's one from 2 summers ago, summer 2001.What did the Korean diplomat say to Osama bin Laden?
Kabul-jimah!
Hahaha. Some accuse me of ripping this joke off of the old korean turkey joke, but any resemblance to that joke is unintentional. This was a Danny Dokko original joke. For those who say otherwise, well, as the turkey would say, gobble-jimah! Har har.
Ok, here goes. Testing, 1... 3. Is this on?
