10.25.2002

  So this bear and this rabbit are in the woods taking a crap (why do they call it "taking a crap", when you're not taking it anywhere? you're actually leaving it) when the bear turns to the rabbit and asks "Hey, do you ever have problems with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit then turns to the bear, thinking fortunately and somewhat highly of himself, and replies, "Nope." The bear says "Oh, nice." Then, just as the rabbit's about to reply with a proud "yup" the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with it.

That one was for Jason. I don't remember if I told him that one or if he told me, but I put it up because he recently told me the joke in its entirety even as I interrupted him, repeatedly, telling him that I'd heard it already.


Dokes 10:36 PM