1.01.2003
So I was talking with a friend (let's just call him John Kim, to keep it anonymous) over IM and, well, just read for yourself. This friend is a Hopkins grad, mind you, pre-med too.John: dude i was trying to peel off this plastic label
John: from a used ink cartridge
John: and since i didn't have enough leverage w/ fingers
John: i used teeth
Me: uh...
John: well turns out there's an ink reservoir
John: underneath the label
John: lol
John: so i got ink in my mouth
Me: ahahahahha