10.23.2003

  In Spanish-speaking countries, soy nuts are considered to be the king of all nuts, the nut among nuts, the top-dog nut, the nut supreme, the uber-nut, with VIN status even among nuts of the upper echelons, etc. etc. blah dee blah.  Or at least that's what I gather.  Why?  In Spanish, "soy" means "I am" so it must be some kind of nut to be called the "I Am Nut."  All rightey, tune in next time for my next blasphemy-flavored joke which could end up getting me killed.



Dokes 10:01 PM

10.21.2003

  All right, this joke is not a Danny Dokko original, but it's about time I got this thing rolling again.  So where did God plug an endorsement for Honda in the Bible?  While you think, I guess this fits now, seeing as how I own a Honda now, two if you count my mom's.  Ok, give up?  In Romans 15:6, "so that with one Accord you may with one voice glorify the God and Father of Jesus Christ."  Haha ok, this will be my last post ever, seeing as how I now expect to be struck down for reciting this heresy.



Dokes 9:39 AM