12.17.2002
In light of the impending release of the second of the trilogy, The Two Towers, here's one.What do you get when JRR Tolkien eats too much?
Lard of the Rings!
So that one is a Danny Dokko original joke. I actually came up with it a while back, but I figured this is a proper occasion to post it.
12.11.2002
Me: SomeYogi: Man, you're so corny!
Me: Nah man, just barley!
Yogi: Dumbfounded, perhaps pained, silence.
Me: HAHAHAHA!
12.05.2002
So what is Yogi's favorite soup?Gohm tang!
Hahahah. That indeed is a Danny Dokko original. Can you tell? This was one of those jokes I just stumbled upon, out of nowhere, not even in the middle of a remotely related conversation. By the way, the Yogi to whom I refer is the bear I have for a roommate, not the cartoon. Although, on second thought, is there really much of a difference between them? Well, I guess Jimmy can't really punch the cartoon in the nuts and make him fall to the ground in pain.
12.03.2002
So here's a post-Thanksgiving reflective thought, on a more serious note. I should have posted this before the holiday so you could think about this as you gave thanks, but ever the slacker, I'm doing this on Tuesday after the fact.Anyway, as you celebrate Thanksgiving (and future Thanksgivings and the like), remember that there was one who died so that you could enjoy Thanksgiving Day. This is true not just of Thanksgiving Day either, you should remind yourself throughout the year, of the one that made your happiness possible. I don't know what his name was, or if he had one, or if was even a he, but that turkey gave up everything, man. Or that pig, or that cow, or even fish, whatever you happen to eat. (So maybe it wasn't so serious. Surprised? I thought not.)
This reminds me of a quote from Claire, that said something to the effect of "I thank God for chickens. They provide us with their eggs. They provide us with their bodies too."
Hope you had a happy National Food Coma Day, everyone.
